Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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