stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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