I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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