So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
two words: eviction party
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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