Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Randomize
