so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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