How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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