Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
should my penis look like a turkey
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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