Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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