She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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