google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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