So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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