my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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