Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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