Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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