He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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