Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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