the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just blew my weed a kiss
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
How naked do you want me to be?
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