the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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