I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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