your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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