We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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