tell your sister to shave her snatch
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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