loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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