What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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