I understand Curling. That high.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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