I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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