You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm like, not good at living.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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