Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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