I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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