Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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