Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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