Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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