I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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