I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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