I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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