her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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