I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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