Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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