hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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