Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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