Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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