I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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