Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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