Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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