i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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