I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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