Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
If I die, sorry about rent.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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