I'm drive I can fine osifer
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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