just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
