Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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