Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just saw a hot homeless man
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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