is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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