so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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