Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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