She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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