Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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