I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
