I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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