The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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