what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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